They are coming!!!

I am alarmed a t a new trend in our world.  It is the ever growing zombie population.  Yes the minions of the undead are coming. Grossly deformed, covered in the foul stench of decaying flesh Splattered from head to toe they are drenched in crimson stains of blood from their most recent invasions into human society.  But fear not for I have come prepared and will share my knowledge with you. I shall now lay out what I can offer to the rest of you.

"The Zombie Revolution Survival Guide"

Chapter 1: The rising dead or medical mistake?

A history of zombies and where they really come from.

Chapter 2: Take her down!

How to kill a zombie and prevent it from turning you into the next mindless creature of blood.

Chapter 3: Let us be free.

A ranked list of the best and the worst zombie-free places to live in North America.

Chapter 4: Does this grow here?

A guide for the rest of us on how to obtain food during a frantic escape from a zombie infested area.

Chapter 5: Get your grape flavored bubble gum here.

The essential list of required zombie survival materials.

Chapter 6: Are we packed yet?

This is the place for miscellaneous yet required zombie related knowledge.

Chapter 7:  Not now I have a headache!

The honest truth about  sex and relationships during the revolution.

Chapter 8: Now how do I get this square peg into this round hole???

A simple yet effective plan for rebuilding society after the zombies have been eradicated.

Chapter 9: BLAAAAHHH for Prsident

An overview of Zombie related legislation in the American government (wether you knew it or not.)

Chapter 10: Let us live in peace...

An analytic look at the possibility of humans and zombies to live in harmony.

Now we all can be prepared for the revolution.